#BLOODS @OurStreet . 12m
#ourstreet GF memorial@ 57th, moving to 65th. Bring leaf-blowers!!!!
#DublinHousing @DublinHousing . 12m
Dublin Housing celebrates end of lockdown with Social Distanced Irish Dancing. Join the fun!
Pride @BoysTown . 11m
Show yours. #Glitterbomb & block traffic with DanceSwarm to ABBA’s “Dancing Queen”
Traffic began slowing just as Olympia’s phone yowled like an angry cat—it was the irritating push notification that she kept meaning to change on her FlashMob app. Sure enough, traffic solidified into a jam as she read the badge on her phone’s screen: ALERT: People stripping at Medical Center to protest lack of privacy in medical records. She threw her phone back into her purse. What good was that damn app if it could only warn you of a SocialSwarm after you were caught in it?
DJ @Alert . 10m
Pandemic giveaway!!! ---> a chance for u to get up close with XactlySO!!! Tonight at Live.Nation Rave...
Get yourself to Amazing PrayerSwarm in Trafalgar Square! Happening RIGHT NOW! الله أكبر
askY@Novy Basnik·9m
WTK: When british people say pack o’ nips do they really mean bag of dicks?
Cosmic Color @local living. 5m
Someone should start a uber for readers where instead of a car you take turns with a book.
Women&Children First @ClarkSt. 5m
REPLYING: It’s called a library.
Occupy Everywhere @&NOW. 5m
Come out, come out and sit down now, wherever you are…
After a storm of SnapIt paper cuts roiled dictatorships, allowed BLM activists to roll over riot police, and showed other cities how to militarize social media; after an ignorant, bigoted con artist and strongman wannnabe was able to tweet his way into the presidency with lies and fear of the Bottom Billion; after most news outlets gave up trying to compete with men in red hats pretending to be journalists and foreign bots pretending to be men in red hats and started chasing clicks like everyone else, SocialSwarms seemed to be the only way to get anything done or keep it from happening. Tweets would go out, and people would trash the grocery store that had gotten away with selling tainted milk or maybe instead, a food truck would pull up, and the street would fill with people buying Korean-Mex fusion from a high-concept chef whose restaurant had a six-month wait. People would come together to celebrate the renovation of a beloved theater, or shout down the auction of archaeological artifacts from one of the submerged Bottom Billion Lands. The word ‘organic’ would gather around a scrum of farmers, DDT sprayers, people with allergies, Monsanto lawyers, health experts, potato buyers for McDonald's, producers of industrial solvents, all of whom would join different mobs to eliminate taxes, defend solar panels, tax solar panel users, bring back the trains, sell off the tracks…. One sixteen-year-old was able to get people all over the world to dye their hair purple “just ’cuz.”
Voting for a representative who would do your ‘liking’ seemed like a pointless relic from a time when senators rode horses to a central capital to meet—as out of step with the way people lived as forcing them to wear wooden shoes in a world of leaderless mélanges of Christian Jihadists; No Mask No Service Waitstaff Union; Big Pharma; Big Oil; and Aircraft Carriers the Size of Texas Lobbyists. Gridlock was better than laws outlawing contraception, forcing teachers to carry guns, allowing the Grand Canyon to be mined, and all the rest. Pop-up politics began to proliferate: Neo-Aches with their Pre-Columbian lifestyle; Eternal Virgins and Future Promise Witnesses, who wanted to criminalize premarital sex; but also the Random Acts of Kindness Party; The Mad as Hell Party; Affordable Pot and/or Tuition; Don’t Step on Me; the Have A Nice Day Movement; Free Internet; the preWWW cult, whose members took a vow to forsake any technology invented after 1995; Jews for Jesus; Colonize Mars; The Or-Wa-Ca Blue Wall Coalition.... There was the 4D Movement—DDDD—Death to Dictators, Death to Democracy, but as always, there was mostly the party of the apathetic….
Gabe lifted her pencil, unable to tell the difference between the graphic novel she was writing and the blogs.
Esquire B@esqB·5m
How come no 1s ever noticed that ATLANTA is spelled the same in both directins???!
i hate pickles @_lezmore·5m
Replying: Are you blind, dumb, or dyslexic?
Esquire B@esqB·4m
actually, I am dyslexic. No need to get snarky
Organic Poison@ Jara Cimrman·4m
Well You Could APOLLOGIZE!!!
Caveman @SunnySide·4m
You could apologize for using ALL CAPS!!!
Planet sans Sun@sunsansplanets·4m
Im only on twitter so I’ll know when the revolution begins.
Organic Poison@ Jara Cimrman·4m
U mean riot.
Planet sans Sun@sunsansplanets·4m
whatever. i'm not fussy.
askY@Novy Basnik·2m
If you are on death row, please answer: What is your favorite TV show?
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